​Hello, I’m Joey Porter.  
          Honestly, it would be unfair to say that “what you see is what you get”—because in reality you get a lot more. 
          I’m a globetrotter and an international muse who can share a nightcap in more languages than one. Having travelled the world and been educated across continents, I consider myself a casual bookworm who likes to carry my travels with me—along with a few souvenirs of course. 
          I am an edgy, leggy (5’9), illegally blonde who is sharp but soft to the touch. Balancing being cute and highly-capable, I enjoy cooking, hosting, and fine-dining—all things which are immeasurably greater with good company. Outside of the dining room you’ll find me tucked away in the hidden corners of cafés whose names I already forget sipping long blacks and reading about Barbra Streisand—we all have our guilty pleasures, don’t we? 
           While I adore a good afternoon read, nothing is better than getting to open up new chapters with someone new. With my lovers I like to be both versatile and forward-thinking, speaking my mind but more often offering a tender listening ear. I am an outgoing soul who loves dressing up for an adventure together, but also indulge in intimate chats and catch-ups over coffee and candlelight. 
           I believe in this world you get what you put out—and for that I offer up, and expect in return: good manners, kindness, empathy, and an affinity for taking no bullsh*t—because, as Streisand says, “I can take any truth; just don’t lie to me”. 
            Although I can tell you all the wonders I like to explore in the bedroom, I’d rather share with—or if you’re interested, show you—in person. And while all that may be fun, I also want to hear about you; who you are, where you’ve come from, your dreams, and your desires. 
           I believe myself to be a weaver of fantasies, and I revel in the preparation of sexual encounters and celebrating the creation and exploration of each person’s unique desires; roleplay, kink, fantasies, and much more. I also graciously extend my invitation to couples and female clients. 
           I am a day person and love to lay naked and feel the sun on my skin—if you would like to play with the best version of me, consider booking me as a morning or afternoon indulgence. With that said, I understand not everyone can entertain this and am flexible to adapt bookings to your needs—just ensure you please give me at least two hours notice before and confirm your 10% deposit to secure the booking. 
          In the end, there is so much more to me than words can describe and I believe the same of each new partner I encounter—so let’s talk and find a time to get to know each other (and what we desire) more. 
          Yours truly,

*Please note, I do have a series of delicate fine-line tattoos that, for my own privacy, have been removed from my photos included. While I indulge in satisfying desires, privacy and discreteness is of utmost importance to me—let’s leave who I am, and who I can become, for just us to explore.